telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

lord-kitschener:

“Fiscally conservative but socially liberal” is a hip, trendy way of saying “I still think poor kids are being too grabby with this whole ‘wanting food’ thing, but I also like weed.”

fragiles0uls:

NO I LIEK THE FAT CAT
FAT CATS ARE THE REASON I LIVE

a-greek-goddess:

remember that girl you called fat?

she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.

imagine that

avocadoandvegemite:

I’m pro carbs and anti pants

Have fun snorting your adderalls with your shitty friend and getting drunk until 8am in the fucking  morning.  I actually have to do something with my life

Wow, so tell someone that you’ve known for a week or so intimate details that you’ve never told me in the 2+, almost 3 years that we’ve been dating.  Have fun, bitch.

Sif, Justin and Lena’s puppy.

Sif, Justin and Lena’s puppy.

Allegedly, bitch.

  • 17-year-olds: When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!
  • 20-somethings: Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese
"You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. -Lucille Ball"