Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
“Fiscally conservative but socially liberal” is a hip, trendy way of saying “I still think poor kids are being too grabby with this whole ‘wanting food’ thing, but I also like weed.”
remember that girl you called fat?
she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.
Have fun snorting your adderalls with your shitty friend and getting drunk until 8am in the fucking morning. I actually have to do something with my life
Wow, so tell someone that you’ve known for a week or so intimate details that you’ve never told me in the 2+, almost 3 years that we’ve been dating. Have fun, bitch.
- 17-year-olds: When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!
- 20-somethings: Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese