grumpysalmon:

to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons

Ugh, anxiety.

Don’t piss on the floor either, scumbag.

I’ll bet you can go a day without getting high. Good luck, motherfucker

I don’t feel safe with you, I just feel used with you.

College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

wayballs:

I wouldn’t tell over 822,000 fangirls that you might try to touch their faces if I were you Gerard

wayballs:

I wouldn’t tell over 822,000 fangirls that you might try to touch their faces if I were you Gerard

Go fuck yourself

I could never love another.

"When a man tried to comb the wild out of her hair, and wash the bark off her skin, she called the wolves, she sent the vultures, she watched, as he was consumed alive, organ by organ, asked him, ‘How dare you try to chop my Amazon into firewood for your own warmth?’"

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.